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Available Electric SUVs or EUVs In India (2024) (sarcasm)🤣🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

The term SUVs in India start from all the way from Nissan Magnite and go to all the way to the precious diamond AKA Rolls-Royce Cullinan.

 

Over the years all these gym going vehicle with has gains eider more muscle, more brain or bigger heart.

 

But now a days the all new breads of SUVs had already hit the Indian Market that is know as EUVs ( Electric Utility Vehicle). So lets dive into the world of EUVs in very funny way and Do We really need them in a comic way?

 

 

1. Tata Punch EV  

Range:- 315-421 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One liner:- Cheapest EUV in town till now.



2. Tata Nexon EV

Range:- 325-465 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One liner:- Cramped foot-well, limited storage, and glovebox, cup holders, but the first SUV with a 5-star NCAP rating but was it's ICE counterpart.🤔



3. Mahindra XUV400 EV

Range:- 375-456 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One liner:- First EUV of XUV🤔



4. MG ZS EV

 Range:- 461 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One liner:- Technically advanced but still confused on price.

 


5. Hyundai Kona Electric

Range:- 452 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- Headless and legless people are more satisfied on the back seats.  🤣🤣🤣

 



6. BYD Atto 3

Range:- 521 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- For building our dreams for a EUV 35 lakhs is a lot.🤔



7. Pravaig DEFY

Range:- 500 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)
One Liner:- Does this set square designed vehicle still Exists ?🤔


8. Hyundai IONIQ 5

Range:- 631 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- Green Car of the Year but not available in Green Colour.🤔



9. Volvo XC40 Recharge

Range:- 592 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- Do All those Safety features can be used on Indian roads?🤔



10. Kia EV6

Range:- 708 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- Being a EUV; why rear three Passengers need to compromise. 🤣


 

11. Volvo C40 Recharge

Range:- 530 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- C4 in the Name. Does it Explodes ?🤣



12. BMW iX1

Range:- 440 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- The Only reason it Costs 60 lakhs because its a BMW.🤔

 


13. Mercedes-Benz EQB

Range:- 423 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- Ohh!! Come on Mercedes no body asked for this.🙅🏿

 


14. Audi e-tron

Range:- 379-484 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- I am Still confused with e-tron naming which one is what ?



15. Audi Q8 e-tron

Range:- 491-582 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- Do you wanted me to repeat the same lines above?🤔



16. BMW iX 

Range:- 425-575 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- Big Grill, Big Euv, Big on features, Big price with Range less then EUVs that costs lesser. Does it justify?🤔


 

17. Jaguar I-Pace

Range:- 470 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- Basically its look likes a Cut short XJ with raised suspensions.🤔 


 

18. Mercedes-Benz EQE SUV

Range:- 550 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- If you guys Don't like to make EUVs then, Please don't try you luck; Mercedes !!!! .🤔



19. Porsche Macan EV

Range:- 220 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- A Turbo Can be used only with ICE, Oh!!! Germans.  🫣

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20. Lotus Eletre

Range:- 500- 600 Kmpc (Kilometre Per Charge)

One Liner:- Looks Like !! an outcome, When Aston Martin DBX and Lamborghini Urus had Sex !!!🫣🫣


Wanted to see your comments on this Guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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